Emotions aren't really negative or positive, they simply are. It is our experiences and socialization that give them the positive/negative connotations. Imagine being happy all the fucking time, I've seen bipolar people in a manic-euphoric state for days on end (once they were hospitalized, in reality they could…

Yeah, our girl scout troop always has at leaf two adults in outings, and even troop meetings, because kids are unpredictable.

Yeah, my daughter is about Nicki's shade in the winter, or a little lighter. In the summer time she, even with sunscreen, she is definitely a medium to dark brown; in fact she already is approaching a medium brown and it's only June.

Big butts (where I live anyway) are also considered an Italian thing, so ... maybe a lot of cultures are thought to have big butts at times? And big lips run madly in my Swedish family, also large breasts; not butts though. We are no butts, which is lame.

Parents also smoke in the car with their kids in it and the windows rolled up, and in the 80's we didn't wear seat belts.

I do have kids, and yes, part of responsible parenting is to recognize when to say yes and when to say no. And when you say no you stand by it; just as when you mete out a punishment you stand by it. However, a child under six should not be able to make the decision to say "I want to stay in the car", they simply…

As a child who hated to be touched I say resist! My mom still tells story about how I would gag as an infant when people picked me up, kissed me, and pinched my cheeks. There were few people who held me without me gagging and crying. And, as a chubby cheeked incredibly beautiful child I was touched all the fucking…

I can't get over all the loves I feel for this!

Well, I also live in a city that bans homeless people (many of whom are women with children) from sitting on sidewalks and hanging out in parks. And our only homeless shelter is a religious one with strict rules that require you to go to worship and kick you out at 6 am with no day center or retraining. They also…

My cities on there!!! J/k, it's not. Actually my city was described by Forbes as one of the five most dangerous cities for women; but basically the same thing right? Right?

I love cats but am allergic to them, and have dogs but mostly just tolerate them (I have family who does love them though). The one I love the most is my ferret, it's fucking awesome. It's personality is a mixture of a dog, a cat, and a sea lion. It can be rambunctious and playful (dog), but needs a lot of alone…

When my high school boyfriend and I broke up he descended into a weird misogynistic spiral and started a "I hate Vintagehorses" club with another ex of mine. They harassed me and my new boyfriend at his house by yelling at us and he started terrible rumors about me. A couple of months later he told me that he was…

Actually my first thought was Miley, I think she could pull off the voice better and they could just use prosthetics for whatever didn't fit.

I was anorexic/bulimic from 16-20, then ate healthy and exercised for a few years after that and maintained a good weight. The second I hit 30 it all went to shit. I have gained massive weight, have stomach problems, and am almost never hungry. I guess I need to see a doctor but I'm so damn busy and i really don't…

I don't have IBS, but I went off red meat when I was 12 due to, well, basically being grossed out by it. I grew up on a farm, we ate what we killed, had deer hanging in the backyard and the basement and, one horrid time, in the bath tub. At age 12 I just started getting really grossed out by red meat and stopped…

Antisocial personality disorder actually is a mental illness, he also appears to have suffered from depression, which is also a mental illness.

I have one kid, it's awesome. We dirty almost no dishes and what we do we put in the dishwasher when they're done. I work two jobs as an RN, one is 12 hour shifts three days a week, the other one is an 8 hour shift a few times a month. I don't do much cleaning on my days off, I pick up my daughter, make sure her…

Blended family of another sort; my brother and I moved in with our dad after high school so we could attend college. My step-mother was pretty rude to me and for awhile I thought it was my fault, because she was great to my brother. One night she told me that she had hated me from the second she met me (I was about…

Lol. It was cool while I was high, to me.

For some reason it looks to me like they morphed Jennifer Lawerence's head with Jennifer Aniston's head.