You can give them an antipsychotic to stop the trip too. Back in the day I had a friend who handed out thorazine to stop bad trips.

Found it! It's a Slow Loris. Apparently it's got deadly poison elbows that can kill me but fuck it, it's worth it!

WHAT IS THAT CREATURE AND WHERE CAN I GET ONE!!?!?!?!?! (Sorry for the yelling, but I'm so excited!)

Don't worry hon, Putin already blessed me.

I'd forgotten about it for awhile, I love Putin articles for reminding me.

Putin finally divorced his wife so he could marry me. It was Blueberry Hill that finally sealed our love.

Wait, we're supposed to wash sheets now too? Damnit, I already wash my clothes and my body and now you want me to wash my sheets? Next you're going to tell me I have to wash my blankets. (Don't tell me I have to wash my blankets, I don't like washing!)

Ohhh ... so that's how I get him, great idea. I'd never even heard of him until these Lohan and Farrah posts, but damn is that guy sexy-nice.

Why yes, California is fucking awesome, thank you for asking.

I didn't say it needed less water, I was replying to your comment "Drought tolerance and excessive heat tolerance are what is needed with a changing climate." The corn grows slower and takes water in slower to increase the chance that it will survive. It demonstrates some drought tolerance.

OH MY GOD BRONSON PINCHOT IS THAT GUY FROM PERFECT STRANGERS!!!!

Maybe a mix of alcohol and bulimia?

I'm not a fan of Tom Cruise (I refuse to watch Reacher because he is not tall enough!!) however I do think that he played a great Lestat and the chemistry between him and Brad was great, I kept thinking they were going to start making out on screen, which totally thrilled me. I have a thing for watching bi guys make…

For real.

Ah yes, the inevitable dementia that comes from an aging brain. Don't worry honey, go sip your tea and I'll bring you your quilt and pills. There there, it'll be alright. ;)

I don't think that outfit was appropriate for the kids choice awards.

A google search got me this really fast:

Yeah, people hear Monsanto and shit a fish-brick.

Ha. Yeah, mine were Michelangelo, Sean Connery, and this one guy from 20,000 leagues under the sea, who holy shit I just discovered is Kirk Douglas. I had no clue. He was the first one I had a crush on and that started when I was about five. I also had no idea that movie was made in 1954. It was my favorite movie…

Glad I'm not the only one. I realized a while into it that it was weird, but Idk, he was just hella cool.