I love him, I know he gets kind of a rep as a dick, but I can see why, the more my family rails on me the less tolerant I become toward religion in general. Just freakin leave me alone!

It was recently revealed to my family that I am a non-believer (little sis mentioned it casually at Thanksgiving dinner, little shit), ever since then when some member of my family is here they mention god and faith and how important it is for them. My sister-in-law went on a gay person rant one night while we were…

Thanks!

Oh God, I remember that night too, and the recount and the fact that Florida fucked us so hard, not the people mind you, but the voting. What a terrible, terrible week that was. Fucking Florida.

I hate, absolutely hate, the pants of today. I will not be fashionable and wear skinny jeans, or jeggings. I may not be able to rock wide-legs like I used to, but I'll still take me a nice boot cut thank you very much. On a side not, I also hated the leggings of the late 80's, early 90's.

I think Phinneas and Ferb is a great kids show by today's standard, have you tried that?

This. Before Bush, back the days of wide-leg jeans, cargoes, and flannel. Maybe I was just idealistic, but I really thought the environment was something that we were going to be fixing by now, not effing up even worse. Also the music. I still love my 90's music.

I'm in the US and I totally don't like the kissing on the lips thing unless it's with a boyfriend, but yah, some relative kids go straight for the lips and I always turn my head. I understand that for some people it's no big deal, but for me, the lips are an erotic thing, so cheek kisses between non-lovers is much…

That's always a popular comment for assholes, of course a lot of them oppose abortions, so it boils down to, "if you can't afford kids keep your legs closed". Because, of course, the only possible reason for sex is procreation and poor people shouldn't be able to have it.

What you said is basically exactly what happened to me, except I still don't really like her music, especially the brand new stuff; however, I have come to respect her as a long lasting, talented and troubled artist. And her "Slave" performance really was amazing, if nothing else Britney had a command of the stage…

Are you in my head? That was going to be my other choice of a comment, along with, of course, the requisite goatee.

But....but...what if you abort the good twin? What if you abort Elizabeth and are stuck with Jessica?

"The law also cracks down on nurse practitioners performing abortions. According to the Arizona Daily Star, the judges said in their decision that the fact that nurse practitioners are trained to do the procedure and have a comparable safety record to doctors is irrelevant."

It's okay, I kind of figured that's what you meant, it wouldn't have made that much sense the other way.

Not embarrassing at all, Goosebumps was awesome! How else could a kid discover that their dad could turn into a plant clone? Seriously kids, just stay out of the damn basement!

Oh dangit, I included a link in that post and didn't even notice it didn't show up. Let me try that again.

Why yes, yes she is. She's the "missing Aruba beauty".

Yeah, I think "feminist" is fine, I actually thought this whole post was a joke when they posted it, it was right? If it had been serious I never would have suggested "fetch", that just wouldn't have been very fetch of me.

So...Fetch isn't going to happen?

Sounds like your friend got lucky by finding out he was a total douche on the first date.