She wasn't the only girl to be hit by a man in a Jets jersey today

Hey, maybe if she didn't wanna get hit, she should have been born a man and then hit this guy even harder with her stronger, faster arms.

I dunno... If you're gonna throw punches you're fair game to be punched

I ride all the time and I fully endorse this comment

Without a doubt...i wasn't a fan of the ps3 controller but i meant more or less in regards to the coloring. They gave it a bit more personality this time instead of just dunking the controller in a vat of blue/red paint

Creating hype with a device that is marginally better than the previous one with marginally more options of which most are niche or are minor conveniences is hard.

What was the racist remark?

That's where they put the Cloud.

They hoard your dreams and hopes.

I wish there were downvotes on Jalopnik we could all bury you in. <3

I personally believe such as Miss Teen SC holds on to her crown. Such as.

Where does it fall on a scale of 1-10?

Somebody: "So the book is a post-mortem of a zombie apocalypse, with the writer collecting interviews and stories from people all around the globe."

At my first job interview ever (I was a couple months shy of 16, applying at a Kroger, eager to earn money to put towards a car), I made the mistake of applying for "any position" and "any time." I knew my options would be limited and crappy since I was under 18, and I just wanted to ensure that I'd get the job — any…

Doritos and mountain dew man. It's going to happen, just wait.

Xbox go home.

That be no bro. That be a lad.

I own consoles and have just joined the Master Race as well when I had someone offer to spend $1400 of their hard-earned cash on me. I really like both platforms. There are some experiences I just can't get on PC with consoles, but most of this is due to Nintendo and their wacky innovation. Knee jerk hurt feeling…

Serious website, wuahahahaha, stop jocking dude