I can’t believe that this guy set out on this journey without a full set of SAE wrenches. That is nuts.

JUST PLEASE, FUCK, DO NOT USE MATT DAMON. SHOULD HAVE LEFT HIM ON MARS.

The metric system spares no man the misery of American defiance.

False. The proper place for a spare tire is on a spare axle.

Yeah, but show me those aftermarket tires sitting in that space. no way they would fit, so.......no thanks.

I like that the front end is a nod to the J series, but the Willy’s MB-esque tires are absolutely stupid.

Oh, hey.

It’s time to put spare tire on rear door.

A gaggle of geese.

Looks like she is getting ready to start the first step of VW Maintenance

Free car is a free car. A free Mercedes is worth the probably rare “fancy car comment. Plus its not like the C class is really that uncommon in any big city.

That’s why Doug gained Youtube subscribers so quickly. Not because of quirks and features, but because he’s taller than 5'11".

You know what can make your car stories more memorable? Dollar Shave Club.

Oh, I missed that - Ok, heartwarming story complete!

There is a photo of my Opa holding the Jeep model within the article. Check it out.

I’m inside at the moment, but I’m pretty sure my neighbors are throwing onions into a chainsaw again.

Damn. Another amazing composition, Tracy. Kudos.

Drugs. Don’t do drugs.

It amazes me that consumers actually buy cars like these. I mean seriously, after having driven them as rentals, I can’t imagine what circumstance would lead me to buy such a crappy product.