Ok please stop with the bajillion ways to squeeze toothpaste out of a tube... there are bigger problems out there.

After tonight, yes. I just printed up new signs yesterday

Office Max

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Newsflash: Facebook does the same thing

Hitting water at 55 MPH is like hitting concrete at 55 MPH. That's why the pool is only 20 feet deep. Of course, it also was only doing 38.6 KPH (23.9 MPH), not 55 MPH #corrections [anon.nasa-global.edgesuite.net]

He got 100 numbers for $3,000, making em $30 each

"which opened in Coney Island yesterday."

At first I thought you were just being a smartass and posting pics of the frozen dessert treat.

No, they use "a proprietary proximity sensing technology"... not the spec'd NFC as put forth in the RFC

They don't use NFC #corrections

Doesn't actually fit in the bottle, by a long shot #corrections

Bull: [popeorhitler.com]

tl,dr: woman driving, get off the sidewalk.

"Calling themselves "TeaMp0isoN,"

I guess you could say the answer is.... negative

" The closest female comparison to autofellatio I stumbled upon is the case of women who suckle from their own breasts, for sexual or other purposes. One therapist writes of an especially self-sufficient female patient who had a habit of doing this. When he asked her why, she merely replied, "I'm hungry." But that's…

Oh god no more #yankospam #vaporware.... come on Giz, stop this shit already. There are a hundred WAY more talented design artists out there to start with...

A 99 Grand AM GT

$17? That's cheaper than a regular razor!