Wow. That is fucked. I mean the sidewalks part is good but god damn.

Some funny takedowns in here, but overall I guess it depends on your perspective. They built a Wal Mart in my neighborhood in DC a few years ago: now there is a Thai Restaurant, a local bar owned by a Bolivian dude, and generally less gunfire than before. I haven’t noticed a huge uptick in whites, but I guess in other…

That’s difficult for every man.

Oooo boy that’s good

Video Game culture is about as racist as it gets. If anyone argues that, you know they are a racist video gamer.

Yes, having white friends is a good indicator you are not a “real” black person. I agree.

What about shirtless after a quick set of push ups and perhaps tasteful bulge?

I’m a little confused about the Cumberland part. Do your friends live there? As a MD resident I was not aware any people other than meth smoking whites live in Cumberland.

Why uhhh.....why would you want to troll your own colleagues?

In a country full of Neanderthals I’ll wear it as a badge of fucking honor!

Well. Won’t ever be able to unsee that.

You aint lyin about Baltimore either. That shit aint over by a long shot.

Sadly, it is human nature. Great prayer otherwise though.

Erm. I wasn’t joking?

Awesome idea. Hopefully it outlasts the current (foolish) political climate.

Nick Lachey makes you “so” angry? Seriously?

Pretty great how frequently y’all troll Jezebel. I bet the Christmas party will be fun this year.

Great line

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