they coulda had Westbrook instead, so maybe “won” is not the word we want here

Tom Brady: [sees perfectly spiraled football spiraling toward him from a great distance]

Um, I know it’s like trendy to pick on Tom Brady on this Deadspin site and all, but there’s nothing wrong with playing catch. Playing catch is a great way to bond with someone and it’s also great exercise. Maybe keep that in mind next time you, wait a minute, there’s that squirrel again... HEY GET BACK HERE YOU…

More cars in the Silver Dome parking lot now than when the Lions played there.

Trump probably just wanted to learn how boxers make their hands look so big.

I voted for Clinton and I am a paragon of virtue and human decency.

1. He’ll never run for President.
2. He’ll never get the nomination.
3. He’ll never win the Presidency.
4. He’ll never create a co-dependency of our nuclear arsenal with a foreign entity.

Me thinks it’s time to pull the old Lincoln convertible out of storage for the inauguration day parade.

Americans will vote for any dumbshit who weeps for those poor dead babies, shucks.

This is also the first time I’ve seen “forcible” in an article about a QB not named Roethlisberger.

On one hand, Beckham has a point.

Perhaps one of the most 4th generation Camaro Camaro images ever.

You couldn’t be more right. We’re right next to a Mazda dealer and I’d say a good 1/4 of my Camry potentials come in lamenting the time they just spent in a 6. Totally different attitude for completely different people.

My guess is the people who actually buy Camrys would hate that. If they wanted a car that was better in the ways the 6 is better than the Camry, they wouldn’t buy Camrys in the first place.

Everyone else in the country: Oh, awesome, a debate over whether New England or Seattle has the best fans! This isn’t at all unbearable!

nah

The better comparison for this show is Louie, for all of its auteur-ist strokes (including casting roles against racial expectation), offbeat moments of brilliance, and disappointments.