This dude is just really bad at “hot takes.”

It’s going to be 2028 and SZA will still be a new artist. SMH.

Dadaism?

Seinfeld was one of the most mundane, structured, and conventional sitcoms on TV. It worked because it was immersive to the point that it made viewers forget it was all of those things.

not even Estelle (who would literally come to the opening of an envelope)

Perfectly reasonable. If you don’t have the economic barrier and some people still don’t see you on their level, I imagine it would eventually eat away at you. Chris Rock has talked about the ridiculous amount of times he’s gotten pulled over for DWB despite being one of the more known celebrities of our time. When…

He helped Tim Kaine so now I wanna see that Miranda x Pusha T interview.

Anne Branigin isn’t black?

I feel like you just spoiled the plot of Avengers 4 or something. I’m shook.

They really thought they did that. Those tweets look like The Onion parodied The Root, not poignant commentary.

“black feminist illuminati”
I have to imagine their sacrifices are DUMMY lit. I can guarantee that Ciara probably starts every meeting off with a hard ass dance number. 

I get why no one would want a white woman from “Sex & The City” of all things to be equating drugs with reparations. That’s problematic for so many reasons.

I wonder if some of the outrage is part of the ongoing respectability politics debate though. I am certain there’s people who don’t want trapping to become a legal…

My mom placed every responsibility on my shoulders from a young age that my dad should have beared. I was content to do it as the child of a single mother until she said she would forgive him for everything as long they could have a happily ever after. I still can’t wrap my head around her expecting 200% out of me and…

Mitt Romney has charisma?

Read up on Mike Pence in Indiana. Him randomly becoming Vice President wasn’t about a lucky pick.

Every day I am conflicted as to whether Trump winning the presidency was Machiavelli or Monty Python. Like I thought that was the whole point of Mike Pence but apparently he’s actually rogue?

I’ll say that despite how visibly fractured the left was in 2016, you can at least see what divides us. Meanwhile, the right…

I am screaming at “Magazine For Rich Demons.” That’s all I have to add.

One of the million reasons I love New York City

“Blah blah blah TAXES!”

“You know your taxes pay for civil case settlements that could have been avoided by criminal prosecution right?”

“UH UH ALL LIVES MATTER!!”

Well this is certainly a teachable moment. When you’re disinvited to the cookout and you’re too old to teeny bop, go full on crunchy white. I expect Miley Cyrus to drop the tomatorange on us soon.

She is the epitome of knowledge without self awareness. You don’t even need reading glasses to see her constant hypocrisy. I wish she’d retreat to hotxp Twitter where she belongs.

Lord help me but I laughed at “Azalea Banks needs to lighten up.” She tried that already.

I can’t tell if it’s allegory about the Holy Mary or just Jezebel jezzing.