Trump is an amazingly effective mirror and cultural compass. It’s unfortunate that it came to this but when homeboy is literally tweeting neoliberal talking points in addition to his usual conservative garbage, it makes it that much easier to show casual bigots what they’re like.

This was a word. Panama Jackson for MVP.

I’ve found that these Tomi Lahren, Kanye West, etc. types all think they’re being controversial by saying “the truth.” Their “truth” is already out there and has been for centuries. All they’re doing is making people who are the actual other side of the coin seem controversial…

Yeah people really need to stop infantilizing sex. Besides it being a personal turn-off, that shit definitely comes from a fucked place psychologically. Get some therapy instead of dick.

At least female is a sex classification. My favorite dumbass gender designation is wombman.

Good. If they continue to focus all their efforts on Hillary Clinton, Dems can introduce a different candidate in 2020 and leave Repubs dumbstruck and unprepared.

He, Cornel West, and a host of other “conscious” folk are fixated on complacency as being the root problem of society’s ills but mere action isn’t the solution. I agree that it’s important to do something but it has to be something productive. If that action leads to more of the same or something worse, what is the…

I swear. This is probably the worst recurring feature under the old Gawker umbrella. 

Predictions on next three topics:

“I never tell the server about my peanut allergy because I enjoy reliving the trauma of having a negligent mother. Is it wrong even if I leave a big tip?”

“I asked for extra ketchup and had an affair…

If only that were the worst of it. I’d almost rather have some weird IG hotep Kanye than whatever the fuck this Clayton Bigsby reality is.

This man is starting to play out a Law & Order SVU storyline. “Tell Detective Benson that I CHOSE to get raped!”

“It’s allowing any conversation about him and how those girls “knew what they were doing” that might happen”

THIS. As long as people continue to cover for him, I’d argue they don’t actually know what they’re doing. After all, if he was such a monster, how could he be allowed to keep his reputation and remain free?

Any…

I’m getting authentic “Pink Friday” Nicki Minaj from this. Azalea Banks could have easily taken that role if she were willing to dive into that Pancake #5 head first too.

Someone needs to tell Blankenship that cocaine will make you look like him and not Mitch McConnell. That boy has sweat so much that his pores gave up and moved onto another face.

Humble brags are always obnoxious but UPS f*cked up and people are racist. Two things that even God himself would probably co-sign. This gave him a perfect opportunity to make those points. It shouldn’t be this hard but it is.

Tell me why they delivered my package to an address that someone barely could have mistaken for mine (different street number/name). The resident was super nice in calling me to come get it. I call UPS to let them know that their driver fucked up and thankfully the person who got it didn’t steal it. They say they’re…

Saudi Arabia is the best example of US conservative hypocrisy and I love it. Good on Zayn for not being a part of it from a political standpoint and honestly because it was a shitshow from a pro wrestling standpoint too.

This is an aside from actual gay superheroes but have you noticed that protagonists generally are packing while villains have action figure crotches? The Superman cartoon especially had that meat on him.

The mouth says no but that face says Della Reese in Harlem Nights.

“it therefore treats masculinity like a mental health issue.”

Fuck tea. This is Ace of Spades in this cup.

I can’t stand a “positive vibes” and “let’s start the healing” type of bitch. They always do that after instigating. If you don’t want smoke, don’t start a fire.

Thank you.

I understand why representation is vital but is that who you want to represent you? There are real life Heathcliff and Claire Huxtables. Put more admiration into them than a character played by a bootstrappy rapist.