I apologize if I wasn't clear - I mean that they will sell out women if it is in their financial interests. 

Oh good, I’m glad he has his “rapist on trial” glasses on. 

Influencers don’t really eat.

Come on! Talk about situational awareness! Chances she saw these birds flying around before she ordered the sandwich.

One of my best friends in high school was Catholic. Thanks to her priest, she refused all vaginal exams at her OBGYN until after her wedding night.

I did not know there was a third hole for a tampon until i was 17 and i literally found it on accident, because it was inappropriate to discuss how a woman’s body worked. i couldn’t figure out how to use one properly and fully was just laying it in there like a hot dog in a bun...

If you can see the ocean from where you’re eating, there will be a 300% tourist markup.

I thought lobster rolls were supposed to be cheaper in New England, like they just pluck the sea bugs out of the water like low hanging fruit, no? I just assumed the lobster rolls out west are on par with this level of expense because they had to ship the lobsters out...

“I was out there for an hour waiting for that seagull to take the roll”

Back in my day, “modesty ponchos” were just called condoms. 

To be fair, libertarians believe anyone should be able to have an abortion, so long as they can afford a coat hanger.

It’s a troll, it was fishing for a response. I’ve dismissed that one a thousand times. 

Lesson learned.  Stop taking pictures of your fucking food.  Just eat it.

Here’s a mock up the original plans for the “modesty poncho”

Only if you're erasing transgender people. 

The overwhelmingly white male leadership of Silicon Valley will be the first to tell you that they, too, are socially liberal. As such, many of them ostensibly support women’s reproductive rights.

In this case, they are making the argument as an appeal to the Republicans who claim to care about protecting American business. So while a woman’s right to choose should be enough, they are saying this is bad for business and the economy.

Indeed. Sometimes you appeal to the audience you have, not the audience you want. 

“If you’re going to bother with a full-page ad, give it teeth, not just platitudes.”