I recommend the ELECTRIC CHAIR, your honor.

They still had support after Sandy Hook and the attempts to repeal ACA. The “moral victory” in the Republicans failing to impeach Trump won’t count for anything.

At most, Trump only has until 2024. His accomplices have much more time to do damage in the future and he’s the inevitable conclusion of what was coming down…

I mean she’s right but she’s also repeatedly defended the last President to get impeached. I hope she pulls a Wendy Williams 180 some day but I don’t see it.

I don’t like rare meat. It doesn’t have a texture I enjoy tasting or chewing.

Honestly for me it was as simple as “this doesn’t feel better than where my life is at.” I used to drink vodka straight from the bottle every day. In that way, your Higher Power ends up being yourself. The desire to get better is why you’re thinking about quitting. I’m not quite sure that an entropist/nihilist would…

I think the proteins do technically help with wrinkles but you’d have to get Bukkake’d daily for it to work.

Bitch that ain’t no fucking Harriet Tubman. That’s Law Roach. I’m so done!

The Bill Cosby law was never about public decency what how many white Louisianans wear white tanktops with their nipples out and clothing that shows underbelly and butt cleavage. I think it’s dumb as hell to wear your pants under your ass but it’s not hurting anyone but the person who has to walk funny to be able to…

This is gonna be funny as fuck. For the people who don’t know or remember Quinta, she’s the one in that “ooooooo he got MONEY” skit in the movie theatre.

Under existing law, a homicide committed by a peace officer is justifiable when necessarily committed in arresting a person who has committed a felony and the person is fleeing or resisting such arrest.

The clout chasing continues.

I’ll give Nipsey credit where it’s due. He put his shop in Crenshaw, not on Melrose Ave or in Beverly Hills. I sincerely believe he wanted to help his hood.

TI just stinks like fraud. He has been a celebrity in Atlanta with a TV platform for almost 15 years and hasn’t done anything to change…

Yeah but Gen X largely fucked themselves by wanting the same for future generations. Y’all are the “Not Boomers” option.

Of course the dude who looks like a failed abortion is gonna be against it.

I hope that heaven and God exist if only so when these fools die, they get treated like Jason Lee trying to get a word with Beyonce.

I gotta hand it to the GOP. They really know how to dangle that “less regulations equals more money” carrot in front of their idiot base’s faces. Been on the same BS for about 30 years and na’an one of them has realized their paycheck is part of a Ponzi scheme. All you gotta do is throw out phrases like “immigrant”…

Keller Williams Realty in Los Angeles swears by this dude and I just have to say it’s so on-brand for them.

Owen Hart once got the crowd to chant “F*ggot” so I guess it depends on what your criteria is.

WWE still has just as few scruples. They just have more eyes and beneficial connections now.

Yeah I’m gonna agree with all of this. He seems like the total opposite of “please my partner” seeing as he’s from the Judd Apatow camp.

I’ll admit that at first I was eyerolling “Free Meek” when the guy was a whole celebrity on parole and couldn’t stay away from goons but the clout chasing judge needs to do time herself. The criminal justice system is already so foul that to make a man’s freedom hinge on whether or not he’ll hook you up is next level.

A lot of it is probably internalization of black = “ghetto” but truth be told, a lot of it is probably for safety too. When I say safety I don’t necessarily mean in the literal sense either because “gutter” folks will do you do dirty too obviously. Sometimes it can be hard to tell if someone just found a way to rise…