Hoooomygaw. I screamed.

Everything’s coming up roses tomatoes.

Obvious troll is obvious. I hope Trump takes away y’all’s SSI.

Yesss. I was looking forward to your return more than Game of Thrones.

P.S. My pre-orders from when your book was first announced got cancelled. I re-ordered when I checked the order status. Not sure if this was the case for anyone else and wasn’t sure if HarpCo made you aware.

I see no lies

That’s true. I think people got the gist though. 

I’m betting they wish it was Sysco. It’s probably Aramark’s food that they can’t legally sell to schools because it’s past date or lacking in nutrition.

I wonder what the endgame is. He has to know he can’t actually impeach the President with this. I’m just wondering what this pseudo grassroots movement is the set up for.

I think people would be willing to move on if he didn’t act like he already apologized three times. Mind you, he’s a known cheater, so exactly nobody is surprised he’s a gaslighter. We’re just all wondering why he thinks we’re supposed to forgive him.

I almost wish Conservatives could bring up salient points. It would certainly be a change of pace rather than just intense anger over how people think their demonstrably wrong opinions are facts.

Those mass feeder incidents are horrendous.

Whew chile, same!

I laughed

I feel like it was an attempt to make a political statement but then they remembered that it’s the Golden Globes. The joke turned out like Fat Free Ranch; people who eat ranch don’t care about the calories and people who count calories don’t eat ranch.

I’m sure people are tired of him not apologizing. Go on and make your popcorn flicks. Maybe he’ll “spit some truth” about R Kelly and tank his career.

If you look at how gentrification has spread southeast, they will probably be too eventually.

She really is. You can’t tell me she isn’t the Scary Movie franchise. People still quote that and it was ages ago. I wish she would get more work.

I remember CNN running a rags to riches story on him in October 2016.

Then they debated whether Hillary’s e-mails were valid.

CNN did this. The same CNN he defamed for his first few months.

The media gave him more airtime than any other candidate because ratings. They want him on there.