That thumbnail of SheMAGA Moore is all I need to see to know that I’ll hate this and still watch.

Well if Buzzfeed were to make a top 10 list of “Countries Really With The Shits,” I’d certainly hope Haiti would be on there.

Go sit in the corner on timeout.

South Africa? Meh. They’re the Gary Owen’s wife of the continent. Give us Nigerian and Liberian cinema at the very least and I’ll be impressed by Netflix’s expansion into Africa.

I hope this isn’t just hype for Offsetty Rowland to drop his album because it seems like the world collectively doesn’t care, LOL.

True but doesn’t that make black gay men even more vulnerable because the oppression isn’t coming from outside the community?

It’s 2018. If Louis fucking Farrakhan understands the need to protect LGBT black folks because they are black, then why everybody else dragging their feet? There should no longer be this…

Cardi’s first ex is in jail and she tried to assault someone at a prestigious glamour event. Chris Brown doesn’t want those problems. Stop trying to make your Ike Turner fantasy happen.

Taylor Swift goes through some honestly creepy shit for a celebrity that most would consider untouchable.

Cover-ups in the Catholic Church? Shocked!

Ayyyyyyy. Celebration!

If you can’t go to Bella Noches, where the hell can you go?

That’s what amuses me greatly about the Nicki Minaj.

Remy Ma clowned her because Remy is really just that ignorant. Nicki Minaj had nothing to say to her until months later when we all forgot and after she had fucked Nas to get Universal to pull the rights to the diss.

Then Cardi B threw a shoe at her over some fake…

Ah Long Island: the taint of New York City

So we’re still doing binaries instead of intersectionality? Bet.

Um, my dude. The FBI admitted to killing MLK. If he’s the “easier” target then what makes you think they wouldn’t have done the same to Malcolm? As it stands, The Letter from Birmingham Jail is still a footnote because it directly calls out white people instead of making them feel good.

You are soooooo petty. I’m dying.

Off Topic: I thought of you when I read, “Cita’s World walked so Tiffany Haddish could run” on Twitter.

First of all, nigga, please.

I like how one of the merits of access journalism for her is humanizing people who make awful decisions. Like girl, how can you write that and not feel gross? She’s a groupie and a schmoozer but doesn’t want to admit those truths because I can guarantee you she sees herself as being above people who do the exact same…

Bloop. Tech sweetheart Elon Musk and the head of Disney, Bob “That’s My Dollar Actually” Iger were cool with it until Trump’s ideas on climate change threatened their business models.

I would agree with that back in the NWA, Biggie, Tupac, etc. days but when there are so many obviously manufactured rappers, I can’t take the “my story told by me” defense seriously. Future and Lil’ Wayne are probably the closest to being real in that they make drug music and obviously do hella drugs but then again…