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I can’t stress this enough. Make sure you trust who you’re getting your white dick from. I know people who do it socially or after a stressful day but as we can see, clearly this poor boy got a bad batch. We’ve all seen Tamara Mowry’s very public struggles with Caucasian Cock. It is a strong substance and affects…

This made me holler. Out of left field bullshit is the best part of Kinja sometimes.

Shaaaaaaaaaade. I can’t deal.

Don’t even trip Anne. These same people who think The Rock took black Hollywood TO FREEDOM!! are the same ones that say Cardi isn’t black enough for The Root to talk about. People who water down the colorism debate to one drop and brown paper bag tests aren’t in a position to understand the topic to begin with.

I mean…

remember a friend saying everything I did was mad sus until one day I just said, “I’ve been gay. You know this.” You’d thunk he solved Biggie’s murder or something with the level of satisfaction and closure he got.

Besides that, I feel like Wiz Khalifa calling anyone sus when he looks like 90% of the black lesbians…

I’d liken it more to commentary. You have one person trying to make a point, one person who is flagrantly problematic, and another who just wants to feel involved but shouts nonsense.

“The current bail system is prejudicial...”

“You’ll get to know Bubba really well if you can’t pay up.”

“IF YOU COMMIT THE CRIME, YOU DO…

He is a misogynistic homophobe who is eager to talk about his invite to the cookout. Throw in the class privilege and we have peak straight white man.

Alec Baldwin betta call Tyrone.

This is just wrong on so many levels. You don’t even know how current government works to be able to fix it.

It’s also glossing over the fact that cities like Chicago are in “fly over” America while Northern New England, Upstate NY, East Virginia, the Carolinas, Central California, and non-metro PNW are on the major…

Michael Avenatti—grifter and hero to everyone with a “It’s Mueller Time” mug (hi, Mom!)

My cousin let her seventeen year old kid drink beer because he was so mature. Him and his friend ended up getting into a drunk driving accident.

My “immature” ass was too busy playing video games.

Azealia Banks, in her mind: The black woman. So powerful.

Azealia Banks, in practice, feuded with Skai Jackson two years ago. Skai Jackson became eligible to get a driver’s license this year. Less than a year later, she called Rihanna an immigrant whose opinion doesn’t matter because she called Donald Trump’s…

She did beef with a 12 year old so...

The only time the GOP will admit that white men are actually the most homogenous and monolithic group of people in the country

At least he wasn’t ruining Arabic culture. Never change, Lindsay.

This is like Nicki Minaj vs. Cardi B but much less entertaining

That last quote is important.

I’m still angry that we had grown ass men in my family that did nothing to stop my uncle from beating my aunt. She cried at his funeral because she was happy he was dead. I didn’t find this out until I was in my 20's, years after he died, or I would have whooped his alcoholic ass myself.

Wh…

“You always got a problem with the white women. They’re a gift from God, mayne.” - Terrence Howard

You wrong for this.

I just want you to know you aren’t crazy. I absolutely hate situations where everyone thinks you’re overreacting but instead of ignoring what they think is trivial, they feel compelled to justify their negative reaction towards you. I wonder why that is? “Hit dogs holler” immediately comes to mind.

Ironically, all I’m…