spellcheck. thought it was off.

There’s a lot of humiliation in getting arrested like this. They have to be ready for anything. Im sure its protocol. Plenty of criminals have killed themselves before or when they come. She knew they were coming. When was the last time a filthy rich, famous old woman caused a death-by-cop situation? They knew that …

Ciara is gorgeous. Why does she feel she needs to wear a wig while in the ocean?  

FBI does that to everyone they address. It’s probably more to prevent her from suicide than protecting themselves.

That jaguar looks too much like Idris Alba, and now I’m in love with a predator. Great.

Ha! good one.

Did you ever hear this long string of shit ever talk about her daddy? She has a thing for him, apparently. They are both equally disgusting.  She needs to be shunned and ridiculed in every  inch of this country, and any other.

Love the Flo-bee haircut, though.

Albania? That is the most straining, egregious strawman. 

You eyerolled your species into a world of hell. That means your special, special kids, and everyone else’s kids, too.  That’s the “Brutal Truth.”

It’s ignorant people like you, Eyeroller, who poisoned this world to the point of our extinction. I wish like fuck this was not the reality of the world, but it is, and you either know it, are ignorant or a fool, or both, I expect.

Are you for real? Do you expect them just to be handed to anyone immediately?

Why would I tell you. You could be a pedo.

That gif is because you can’t deny reality to everyone.

If it prevents women from having babies, then good. The world is overcrowded to over the point of killing it, while plenty of children have no parents.

I’m just going to put this here: someone needs to write a fanfic.

Elsa Fischer must’ve said, Make me look like Paltrow in Tannenbaum.

I don’t know if Ive ever seen an Oscar show where so many people looked like they were wearing badly fitted off the rack of Macy’s clothes.

It looks photoshopped. He should have just went full on dress. Tuxes are all fugly.

I thought Angela Bassett looked great in that pink Barbie dress. But now I just saw all that fake hair in the back, and think she looks like a hostess on a Univision game show.