So, who wants to buy my Grom so I can scoop one of these up?

It's that thumper vibration in the crotch. Don't try to overthink it.

I like pictures of women with vehicles.

A top-of-the-range American pickup truck is a better luxury car than a luxury car.

Needs 250HP right fucking now.

I think a pickup truck should not cost $66k. Or even half that, actually.

48-cylinder Kawasaki S1/KH250. 4200 ccs.

Who the hell was that? McConaughey playing the role of Ace Ventura in the third sequel of Pet Detective? "Alrighty alrighty alrighty then!!"

Alrighty alrighty alrighty.

Just like your grandma's Lincoln!

Anyone who rides that is really going to look like they're fucking that cat.

Maaaaaan, fuck this skinny bitch and her shitty "music".

That would actually be great for the VW, it would balance out the car just about perfectly.

Moves to Carolina, becomes a moonshiner. Next great NASCAR driver in the works.

patrick...DOOO ITTTTT

I've always liked older Triumphs, but I think I'd start with a Honda CB from the 1970s. I love the style, the simplicity, and the fact that they're ubiquitous.

Motorcycle gear is great for street fights.*

Just so y'all know, the effect of being a "cool truck guy" seems to be minimized when your truck is a derelict mouse hotel.

They used make those