Now that is a true motoring enthusiast

Ooh can I write an article for Motor Balls?

Don't know why, but "Motor Balls" has me absolutely laughing like a lunatic. Good thing there's nobody else in the office today.

The new issue of Motor Balls looks like one for the record books!

I should buy this because this is awesome! Could? No. Would? If I could.

At least one of them was courteous enough to wear a high-vis orange jumper.

To technicians that is job security

R.I.P to all those brave oil sumps and differentials.

I'd rather have Citroen's own version. Still lighter and cheaper than its siblings, but can actually survive a crash.

I'd totally freaking rock that window slider thing.

When you're done wasting your time with this loser come check out my Corvair project ... ladies...

By this logic, driving a Pinto will make you a god amongst men.

clearly this is a man who can deal with a harsh shift.

MacGruber! Making complicated car hacks out of household materials.

This reminds me of a much, much simpler hack I did years ago on my Beetle. I used to have the semi-auto with the solenoid-actuated clutch, and the switch for the clutch inside the shifter broke. So, I wired up a little toggle switch, and mounted it on the shift knob. Click, clutch in, shift, click, clutch out. It was…