Ooops just saw the link you posted. Glad someone rescued it. I was literally about to go on an expedition.

It's a lovely concept car! Now, get off, lady!!

Euros are excellent. I have digestive problems and they don't cause any issues. The problem that can arise is the freshness / what type of yogurt in the cucumber sauce you have. That is what can upset your stomach

Not necessarily. Gyros are delicious—just remember to cook them well and save them for the afterparty if they do, in fact, affect your bowels in horrific and unspeakable ways.

That's why it would be so impressive.

Step 1. Go to Road America.

"I've got an empty duffel bag and a $20 bill I found in the parking lot. You find a spot within sprinting distance of the port-o-potties and I'll be back as soon as Jack in the Box fries me up 40 of them 2-for-99-cents tacos. Oh, and before I go: you want any sauce with your tacos?"

Travis: way too modified NA Miata

If only we could approach that level of build-quality.

As a contributor? Chicago Auto Show 2007. Ray posted to the nascent Jalopnik Facebook page that they needed a photographer intern with a DSLR camera. I didn't have a camera, but I told Ray I had a "digital camera." That was a lie. But I borrowed my girlfriend's dinky plastic Kodak pixelbox and showed up to the CAS to…

That sounds terrible. Although I wonder what kind of build the Jalopnik crew would finish in a week. I imagine it would end up like this

No way, it's not comparable. The Lightning was a high-performance machine, this is just a pretty "sporty" F-150 variant.

I thought this much assholeness in one place would cause some sort of black hole to form. Should I be worried?

STOP REPOSTING STUFF FROM THE FRONT PAGE!!!!

Want to prove your automotive knowledge? Can you name the factory and time period based on the colors and/or their sequence?

You can find stuff like this a few miles from my house. Ford's NA headquarters dumped a decade worth of toxic sludge from paint booths, and basically all their garbage in the woods of Northern New Jersey during the 60's. Pristine forest and watershed land is littered with this crap. A lot of it has been removed, but…

It's a possibility. I never thought of that.

you sure macgyver didn't use the snake to replace a broken belt

Woah woah woah! It's like it's Hanukkah Christmas Birthday up in here all of a sudden!