Oh yeah, they were all over video games in 1998.

Every time I play against her in Smash.

The entire Groose being a romantic rival for Zelda’s attention in Skyward Sword wouldn’t really work. I can’t see him aerial tackling a female Link.

Ruto giving him her stone as an engagement ring. Groose being a romantic rival for Zelda’s attention. What do I win?

You sure whine and play the bigot card a lot. Silly troll.

Finally, it’s possible to enjoy LttP.

Oh not just Nintendo. I personally think anyone is a retard when they’re rooting for a company to fail.

Well you sound like a fucking buffoon, so I’m treating you like one. Try not to cry.

Nah, you’re just a fucking idiot.

What a fucking idiot.

Think I heard it’s rolling out everywhere over the next couple days. You’re not missing out on much yet anyways.

From what I hear, you still get the conversations and bonuses that come with the relationships, they just cut out the weird face rubbing part.

No update about petting will ever be important.

Sheesh. Gamers are such crybabies over the dumbest things.

Smash and Paper Jam. Maybe some Blade and Soul if my friend ever gets on.

You’re really going to say that with a straight face after the Master Chief Collection?

“Here at Kotaku we’ve played plenty of VR games, and some on our staff have tried out various types of VR Porn.”

I doubt you’ll see much fighting in the Dark Zone when it comes out. The rewards just aren’t worth it. You lose a large chunk of your DZ currency when you die as a rogue agent, and everyone in the area starts hunting you down since they have magic vision. You don’t even know if the people you kill are going to have…

Keeping the Namco Bandai team on for as long as they have is probably pretty expensive. I get the feeling it’d probably be cheaper if it was done in house.

Leakers are the worst kinds of people. Developers and translators put thousands of hours of their lives into bringing entertainment to people and they don’t even get the satisfaction of being the ones to show it off. Now if it shows up at E3, my reaction is going to be significantly dulled I’m sure.