Uh, whatever beef you have with early access games has literally nothing to do with pro counter-strike match fixing.

I always wonder who these people are trying to impress on a video game blog with their, "I play video games, but I'm not a nerd" thinly veiled posts.

I can stop if i want to.

I've heard of narrow urethras, but slim balls?

The Roots did not look amused to be replaced by an app.

This also reminds me of Sound Shapes - that game is awesome.

Please tell me this is some kind of parody. . . Those gears lock into one another and cannot move. That is how gears work. . . An entire company of engineers should know that. I just. . . you can't make this up, it parodies itself.

ZZZZZZZZZ

I mean, delegation is still "handling it," IMO! The problem got resolved immediately, presumably because Gabe personally asked someone to deal with it (or because Gabe fixed it himself, who knows.)

I've never understood the appeal of Twitter. When I first heard about it, I was instantly reminded of Larry King. Remember how, years ago, Larry used to have a column in USA Today? Containing those aimless musings of his? When I heard of Twitter, I instantly thought of that. Legions of human beings, online, typing out…

I have a lot of clips for EXTRA REEL (still trying to think of a name!) today.

YEA MAN, MEET YOU THERE AT 6:00?????

HOLY SHIT DUDE I JUST GOT TICKETS TO THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE PREMIERE WANNA GO?

I think they got schizophrenia and video games mixed up.

That...was surprisingly awesome. Also, I approve of any credits sequence that reveals one of the crew members is a black man in a trench coat with nunchuks and an eyepatch.

Exactly my thoughts. All I care about is good simulation and depth, graphics are by far the least important thing here.

because the abundance of things to do isn't enough.