She was Owen Wilson’s fiancée in Midnight in Paris, though she wasn’t exactly a “dream girl”, nor was Owen Wilson a “god”, but hey it sort of counts!

That’s cool. Also The Old Guard, directed by Gina Prince-Bythewood, was watched (or at least started, whatever math Netflix uses) by 78 million households last summer. Good that Ava DuVernay might not be the only Black female director people will be able to name.

I assume we’re not meant to take any of these odds seriously, because I would absolutely take you up on that 20,000:1 Dane DeHaan bet.

My biggest hope for this film (besides Paul Giamatti to return as Rhino, no really) is for them to bring Gwen back to life and give Garfield’s Spidey a happy ending. TASM2 is mostly a giant bore but I bawled my eyes out in the theater during that scene.

For many people, their entire identity is tied to their church. I don’t think it’s reasonable to expect Pratt to hear a bunch of people on the internet yell about his church’s views, and for him to just go “Oh, okay. Guess I’ll believe in a different religion then.”

As goofy as the Mii stuff looks today, I can’t wait for this kind of thing to be widespread years/decades from now. Just put on a helmet and suddenly you’re hanging out with your friends on the other side of the world. VR is cool, man.

Lol yeah same. This totally counts as a comeback!

I one hundred percent would have paid money to download a Jeremy Renner app but I understand I’m in the minority.

This looks really interesting, but a body horror movie about rapid aging pretty much sounds like my worst nightmare, so instead of watching this in theaters, I’ll probably just end up half-watching random clips on YouTube through my fingers.

Lol okay. This isn’t quite on the level of stupidity “Ellie Kemper: KKK Princess” was, but it’s close.

That’s my strategy too! I also like to keep a bottle of electrolytes with me to add to the water, which makes the water itself more hydrating and also encourages me to continue drinking water (because it makes you thirsty). Besides hangovers, it also helps with my skin a lot.

Yeah, I agree—even if she did know the ball’s history and participated anyway, it shouldn’t really matter, for exactly the reasons you said. She was 19, and it was 22 years ago. (But still, she probably didn’t know the history either way.)

“If you keep this up I’m outta here.” Lol, I’ve been saying that to myself since 2015.

True, though any statement with an actual apology will be totally unwarranted, imo. If she does apologize, it will probably be insincere, because Ellie is probably smart enough to know she did nothing wrong here.

I genuinely can’t wrap my mind around how so many seemingly intelligent writers actually, truly believe that this says anything at all about Ellie Kemper’s character. Just insane, the bubbles some people live in.

She shouldn’t have to respond to this. It’s very likely she had zero awareness of the organization’s racist past when this happened (twenty goddamn years ago); she shouldn’t have to apologize for something she had no knowledge of.

Was really hoping AVC wouldn’t report on this nonsense. But of course they did.

I took that as John wanting Billy to basically “practice” confessing that he was the killer.

Doesn’t second-degree murder require intent in Pennsylvania? If everyone agrees it was an accident, wouldn’t he just get manslaughter or something?

So now we’re supposed to be outraged at Amazon for advocating mindfulness practice? Got it.