A lot fewer people hate Biden than Hillary. You don’t hear a whole lot of people on the right chanting “Lock him up!” Biden will do just fine in the election, though Trump definitely still has a serious chance at winning. I really don’t think Biden is likely to win in a landslide.

This will likely be only a minor improvement on the theatrical version, but tbh, good for them. We’re all snarking now, but a year ago, we were all snarking about how this was never going to happen, not in a million years, and now it’s actually happening. I’m honestly impressed.

Sounds fun. Let’s hope it’s closer to 2012 than to Independence Day: Resurgence, quality-wise.

Four different lengths, if you include the minus sign!

Cavill–Armie, not Cavill-Armie! Use en dashes, people!

Oh, so it’s not just me! Sweet. Thanks.

Sorry to take over this Newswire, but I just got a brand new MacBook, and at least half the time I visit The A.V. Club (or any other Gizmodo website) on Safari, I get redirected to a phishing website telling me I have to update Adobe Flash. Has this happened to anyone else? No idea why something would be wrong with my…

Many of the shots clearly show people or objects moving in reverse, though. And at one point, Washington’s character says “Hasn’t happened yet!” in regard to bullet holes created by a gun that hasn’t been fired.

As someone who frequently finds himself with less than 15 minutes of free time per day when a pandemic isn’t going on, he’s probably not totally wrong. I still want to check it out at some point. At least so I can watch The Golden Arm.

I don’t buy it. There’s no way this movie doesn’t involve some form of time travel, or at least time manipulation.

It’s too bad the Space Force has become kind of a joke because of Trump. It’s a perfectly fine idea, and it’s not as though Trump himself thought of it; it was considered for almost twenty years.

Pretty sure the Coast Guard has always been considered a branch of the military.

You and I have very different understandings of the word “must-have”.

You and I have very different understandings of the word “must-have”.

I am not an expert in this kind of thing at all, so take this with a grain of salt, but I have heard that if companies don’t consitently threaten lawsuits in cases like these, they could risk having their trademark become generic. Like, Bayer can no longer sue or make money off other people using the “Aspirin” name…

Glad they’re bringing the original team back. The Hunger Games and Catching Fire were both solid. Mockingjay was abysmal, but I honestly don’t think that was Francis Lawrence’s fault. Splitting that book into two movies was never going to work out well.

Better Call Saul.

*AirPods. (Sorry, had to.)

*AirPods. (Sorry, had to.)

Not usually a fan of toilet humor, but the original video of this hippo farting is seriously a sight to behold:

Didn’t know about the Lalo Breaking Bad connection, that’s cool. Though, as the Breaking Bad Wiki reminds me, Gus told Hector in Breaking Bad that Hector was the last living Salamanca, so that would imply that Lalo has died without Saul’s knowledge.

RIP Artemis Fowl, now being dumped on Disney+.