No, the turkey wrap is some stimulus checks and empty symbolic language about Black Lives Mattering while student loans or healthcare get to keep being the same predatory nightmare they’ve always been.

So everyone in conservative states will be working their asses off to make sure these people don’t get elected by working for their opponents, right? Even if that means working for a Democratic candidate you don’t 100% agree with, but at least agree on more with than the Republican candidates, right?

Lol, in this analogy is my proposed Democratic platform of “crime-free weed, consequence-free sex, and debt-free college” the “flavorless turkey wrap that isn’t what anybody actually wants”?  Because I think you may be misreading my post quite badly!

... copper IUDs and morning-after pills work primarily by preventing the ovaries from ever releasing an egg.

I fucking hate this goddamn country. I loathe the ineptitude and cowardice of the Democrats, but I guess I have to keep fucking voting for them. Fuck. Nothing matters. Nothing means anything. Why the fuck even bother?

I wonder which GOP fuck will publicly say that Loving v Virginia was incorrectly ruled and marriage between the races should be a state’s rights issue? Because we all know it’s coming — and probably before the 2024 election.

But that’s not what was happening at all. Shady international adoption agencies, especially the Christian ones, bribe parents with money from rich white people to give up their kids - parents who would have otherwise kept their children. Christian adoption agencies straight up lie and tell parents their kids are going…

Also Madonna's child wasn't an orphan. That child had a living parent. That's what's so gross. 

Selling your half of a joint business without notice is a “fuck you” move. Selling to a Russian oligarch is a “fuck you I hope he orders his goons to kill you after torturing you into signing over your half" move.

I’ve never had their wine but I think Brad’s position is eminently reasonable... IF that agreement they made was legally binding. If it was only a handshake/verbal agreement between two lovers, then I don’t think he has much of a case.

Just for the record, their rosé IS delicious. I can kinda understand why he’d be pissed about this.

I’m sure it’s legally & within her right to do so, but it’s blatantly wrong to sell your half of a business without notifying the co-owner of said business because yes, it does impact the operations of the existing owner. I’m on team Brad with this one. And then especially to a Russian oligarch which is already fishy…

Peak 2022 would be if she had sold it to Kanye West

JFC, I wouldn’t have predicted this. Who the fuck looks this guy up, sees the documentary, and thinks “that’s the asshole I want to give money to”?

The last bit, regarding the Metaverse, JFC

You seem to be trying to avoid being called “entitled” which is very understandable.

It shouldn’t be a thing but I think this is being disingenuous.  It’s a thing because of toxic masculinity.  Dissecting such things use to be a mainstay of this website, maybe you could peruse the archives.

Jezebel is next? Are you saying it hasn’t been gutted? I think all the current writers are recent additions, who post almost nothing at night and on weekends, and they seem to have stopped doing SNS (which probably has  been around longer than the cumulative tenure of their writers).

G/O Media went out of their way to gut the beloved sited of the Aughts. The Root, Splinter, The A.V. Club, Deadspin. Jezebel is certainly next.

The word “genius” is thrown around far too casually.