Created a burner account to comment. Grey Army welcomes me.

Duncan was easily the best player of that generation. 

You can solve this destination wedding problem by being so curmudgeonly that nobody wants to be your friend.  I find that works for me.

I buy these every now and then from a Japanese market 30 min from my house. They are so good I bring frozen ice packs and insulated bags so I can get them home intact.

“I don’t know. I just sort of wanted to move on at that point”

and on the chart it just said 19 [points]. On the chart it says go for two.

...but she's single, correct? 

Airing private grievances in this kind of fashion is the way things are, unseemly or not. Why cry alone when you can wrangle sympathy from thousands of strangers while boosting your social media profile!

Airing private grievances in this kind of public fashion is unseemly.

Were this a normal day, I would pick up my fiancée from school; she’s a high school teacher.

Drew is behind the times on how steakhouses now deliver steaks:

I strongly disagree. For all the author’s “I’m a fat guy” protestations, he was crying uncle after toast for breakfast, followed by a single donut a couple hours later, and some peanut butter crackers a couple hours after that. What kind of fat guy, after a light breakfast, a donut, and some crackers over the course…

obviously its about a 30 min shower followed by an hour of mirror time

Here’s the solution to NFL overtime. I call it Chicken* (sponsored by KFC). Both teams come out to midfield, and they flip a coin to decide who gets to speak first. The key is that overtime is only one drive. The team that wins the coin toss gives a yardage that they think they can score from on the drive. The other…

I’m a bankruptcy attorney and I deal with Credit Acceptance and similar companies frequently. My thoughts:

albo’s Perpetual Rule Number 1 of Adulting: Establish good credit and guard it with your life.

Yeah, especially when he had over 3 grand to put down. That could get you a lot of used car in 1991.

They don’t try to hurt people?! They blew up Vince McMahon’s limo and killed him!

And Christina Hendricks is Jimi Hendrix's sister!

"Poland is the Scranton of the EU."