Guys like Alan are not bad lawyers - they are lawyers that support and fight for bad things; like rape and treason... specifically for making bad things like that perfectly OK. 

Hazel, check this out;

Fatso Basement Dwellers: Muh sexy shoulders!! Muh sexy shoulders!!

Urbanski’s defense team are not contesting the fact that he stabbed Collins, but are expected to argue that Urbanski did so because he was “out-of-his-mind drunk,”

Makes total sense.

Nope; Trump stated he was exonerated by them. Why, there are even FBI agents that are glad he is President.

I had no idea that was Amy Sedaris. Didn’t even bother to check the credits to see who played this character. 

Americana has been rode hard and put away wet. 

Fucking weirdos.

If we applied to color around his eyes to the rest of him;

Great, now how will incel losers scream and proclaim victory over each other?

Because Sony isn’t making enough money to pay for originality.

House will impeach.

Just out of curiosity, what issues have you had with driver fiddling recently?

Muh free markets!! Muh free markets!!

Nancy needs to swing her big dick around harder. 

I guess the money he made off of selling the gun that killed Martin wasn’t enough.

Trump is a failure - period.

What’s with the cute nomenclature on their names?