Serious question

me when u try to pop off

My Big Fat Greek Wedding isn’t a movie. It’s a documentary. About my life. I haven’t found my xeno with a big, long, hair on top of his head.... yet.... but I’d like to know what my future is going to look like.

I’m so tired of my curly hair not being “nice” or “professional” enough. It’s so ridiculous that curly hair has some kind of weird value attached to it.

Okay, spoiler alert for those who do not know the Anderson story:

also it seemed to me that there was a “wear whatever was on the clearance rack”aesthetic to it because lorelai and rory weren’t supposed to have that much money?

I totally disagree. I think that the clothing suited their characters, and that the show did a good job with the time they were working with (early 2000s, not a great time for fashion, but definitely a time when those scarves were everywhere) and also growing with them - Rory’s wardrobe in particular. Rory, at the…

This is reminding me for the first time this election cycle, I saw Trump in person at the Kentucky Derby in the late 90s. My first thought was that he looked like a ham on a neck. We were on a balcony maybe 15 feet away with a bunch of folks, everyone whispering about whether or not the very young, attractive, woman…

Kim in Lanvin. A+++++.

Quickie Update: I had my surgery on Tuesday. They got out all the cancer! My vitals are excellent. My body is healing well. So that’s good news. I might have to do chemo but we still don’t know yet. I do know that if we decide to do it, it’ll be after allowing me to recovery fully from surgery.

That does seem like the simplest solution.

I recommend lesbianism.

Dark, moody girl who feels like she has to hide her emotions because they’re too scary: seek therapy. Not being snarky. If you think that your inner life is too tumultuous for people to bear and it gives you anxiety to think about revealing your secrets, you would probably benefit greatly from professional help.

In the expensively educated, ambitiously employed, liberal urban circles I’ve run in since graduating from prep school outside Washington, D.C., coming out as a Christian feels more fraught than coming out as gay.

I listen to podcasts or audiobooks that have nothing to do with whatever it is that is stressing me out. I usually set the sleep timer for 30 minutes or so, and I use these fantastic sleep headphones:

Wow guys you called it

Ok, so I work in insurance because I’m the devil, and I guarantee she’s suing so the kid’s family’s insurance will pay her medical bills. That is the only way she’ll get paid. Home or renters policies typically have low medical payment limits ($1,000 - $10,000) that will be paid regardless of liability, but to tap…

Unless there is some major family turmoil going on here, I’m pretty sure this is about the fact that the kid’s father’s homeowners’ insurance policy won’t pay for her lost work time and pain and suffering unless she sues the kid even though it’s covered by the policy. I’m sure it’s been discussed with the father and…

This was actually my face as I was reading about Taylor Swift and Adam Calvin: