hehe.. Same here. :P

Your best friend's step-sister is a WHORE!

This is why I usually stay FAR AWAY from Kotaku!

I can guarantee you the consumer version will look much different.

So it played out like this....

Why not just paste the link with all of these plus more?

I hope Sony waits until at least 2015 to release a new system. There is no need for this.

They make them up based on questions from other colleges.

Then we would all have a game that even less than the current 10% of players would finish!

You could have saved a lot of words by just saying "Watch this in 24fps / 2D."

Is this in the Vita version?

Wii Mini AKA "Baby's first console"

Glorious?

The PS3's Cell processors can be tricky to get the most out of and companies looking to make a quick port (I.E. EA) won't spend the extra time or money to always do this..

Seriously? Get over it.

So it is true.. The Wii-U is tuna flavored.

You guys are missing the point completely.

Maybe we'll see him collaborate with Miyamoto or something "epic" like that. :P

"GROOVY BABY!"