@Evan Stark: I could heart you all day.

@ryernl: There is a stolen boat on a certain bay that will be glad to help you, sir.

@RenRen: I was led to believe that vitamin D cannot be ingested, only synthesized. Isn't that right?

Glaciers melting in the dead of night, and the superstar sucked into the supermassive.

@The Squalor and the Fury: I am sorry, Daily Mail, but this theory is more likely.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.4: I know, right? It's shocking.

@ProsumeThis: My thoughts exactly.

@Orionsaint: I would post another picture with the same caption, but...

@Andrew Pollack: You guys have no future whatsoever. I have made the greatest thing yet!! I made a tool that transforms the humor of this supposedly funny comment to 0!

@BobotheTeddy: Pencils don't kill people

@DangerousLiberal: Oh, I'm saying this particular comment is obvious, not the article as a whole. The article is pretty useful. It's one of those things you know you can do, but you don't realize until someone tells you.

@DangerousLiberal: Yeah, I do get that, but some things are just too obvious to be object of nagging.

@eagles500: Is there a syncing feature? I mean syncing from a server, not a local sync. And can you access the passwords from any device with a browser?

@ComputerMonkey: I don't mean to be offensive, but your comment is pretty ridiculous.

Just before spotting this article I sent an SMS message, and before it could properly send, I realized that the message was no longer necessary.

@brijazz: Don't worry, your joke is still *not* old.

@ForTehNguyen: Well, there are no natural rights, actually. That would imply the nature grants us rights, while it is we, humans, who do that.

Go ahead, get addicted to coffee, and then spend the rest of your life with short attention spans and headaches.

@DukeOfPwn: No, you are wrong. It wouldn't work quite as well.

@Dr. What?: Hum, I would say that buying a plane ticket overrides your right.