My response will be based entirely on the European market. And the figure will be €50. Sure, an entry level 3 series or A4 could be bought. Along with a middling spec. XE, but why compromise on trim and spec? For me I’d push for a fully loaded VW Passat - the euro variant - with the new twin turbo diesel. Lovely! That…

That car was as ugly as fuck and misguided.... That and the PT Cruiser were / are utter abominations.....

I think you've missed the meaning of retro....

Would not worry too much as the only sexual activity going on there is a bunch of frat boys masturbating like wild monkeys..... Tube socks beware....

Liking Trump is easy for those of a certain mindset. But behind the facade is one unavoidable truth. A truth that makes him a contender. A threat to the establishment on both sides. A real possibility that he may actually get the nominations....

WANT!

In what parallel universe did that happen?

The scummy ‘who are ya’ chant is totes adorbs in that accent..... Like, totes....

Those pesky Brits not speaking English all proper again!?! ;)

All of these but c’mon.... No Edd China?!!!! Mike without Edd is like Ernie without Bert!!!

Genuine question so here’s a genuine answer... There’s more golf courses here per capita than any other countries on earth. It’s a very accessible game here with some really great and affordable public courses. Plus the national acadamy focusses on youth. Rory being our most successful. The Golfing Union of Ireland is…

I’ve driven the 5 door hatch 280hp Cupra and it’s very nice. The wife has the FR wagon with 184hp and DSG... She loves it. Rumour has it that a 240hp Cupra Diesel is in the mix - from the new Passat. I’d get her into one of those in a heartbeat....

Beat me to it. Sure, there were prettier, there were faster and there were more expensive, but none more honest a design than the Golf. the Sirocco was such a desirable car too in its day.

You’ll change your mind on the XE when you drive one. Had a test drive last weekend.... It was the 180bhp diesel.... It was shocking at how unrefined and noisy it was. Also, the ZF auto was dreadful.... I was with a buddy who was game to buy but he walked away very disappointed....

Outside its lovely. Everything an A4 should be... Inside.... Well, there are issues. That stupid iPad type screen stuck onto the dash.... I hope to god it retracts. Also, visible cup holders - that alone would prevent me getting one....

Well that’s is. For all you American petrolheads, let’s all hope their next move is Netflix because if it’s ITV it’s over. All over.

Don't be too hasty. I mean, there's a small fortune to be saved too on used toothbrushes, and spat-once listerene.....

Shush now.... You’re just embarrassing your self further....

Wonderful stuff.....

Srsly.... When your tattoo guy tells you your neck tattoo will look tacky.... That right there should sound the alarm... It's not a case that you can't have your neck tattooed.... More so you shouldn't....