Because that's all that matters..... Right?!

Accurate....

Incorrect. Rory McIlroy is our Open Champion....

While you're at it can you stop calling football soccer and call it football. And stop calling football football and call it American football......

Ah.... never heard of Crystal Light.... I'm from across the pond and we don;t get that here....

I'm not sure if that's an obscure euphemism or something more literal.... I don't get it....

I'd go with Kristallnacht.....

Skype, Lync, OneDrive, OneNote, Office, OWA, Yammer.... these are the MS apps that live on my iPhone and get daily use..... There are lots more on the app store.... A fairly significant number of apps don't you think?

It's not so much the fasting of athletes that concerns me but more so pregnant women and children.... Now I know some will say that they have the choice but then do they really? Would love to hear how this is handled.

Unfortunately, USA, this is where we part ways. Sorry. I mean, it's been great watching you and that goal.... man that goal.... but Belgium... I've been watching them rebuild for years now. From the grass roots and up.... Proper game development... it;'s how it should be done.... now they're in the last 16 too…

American's have Ann Coulter, we have Jeremy Clarkson. Both professional trolls, but one is a leather-faced, xenophobic and racist moron and the other is... well Jeremy Clarkson!

Shit. And here was me looking to troll some one with my hand egg schtick....!

Stick to American 'hand egg' where that shit matters... passion is everything.

'Fraid not matey... Played onside...

To reiterate.... England will do well to finish third. John Terry should not have been left at home. It's not about speed. It's about defensive leadership. Terry was the best central defender in the Premiership this season just gone.

They really did play well tonight but a few tactical issues set them back a little. I mean can you image the Italians playing Pirlo left wing?! Unthinkable. Unfortunately I don't share your confidence. Stating the obvious here but it's Uruguay or bust for them. If they turn up and if Suarez is on form, that…

England are really going to struggle in these conditions. There were seizing up with cramp yet the Italians were not. On top of that, Wayne Rooney played out of position is a problem and asking Gerrard to play a chasing midfielder at his age is plain stupid. The only English player capable of neutralising Ballotelli…

Wanker - as a term of abuse - falls somewhere in between cunt and asshole... For the unaware a wank is a colloquialism for masturbaton.

Whenever you run this "What's In My Bag" thing, I always find myself wondering why on earth anyone needs to carry so much crap....

Won't be long now before she 'finds Jesus' and everything will be forgiven.....