I speak Moose.

Only if you have a particular set of skills...

He's in Canada?

Give me 50 bucks and some maple syrup, I'll find this man.

When you sold everything to buy your Porsche (mainly to keep it running), you realize that you have to live out of a cardboard box and the downside to cardboard boxes is that they often blow away with the wind.

So I solved the problem by putting a GPS tracker on my cardboard box and then inputting the closest address…

I'd do it. If I wanted a old looking Porsche (which are still the best looking ones) I would probably DD it, DD'ing it means not being stuck in the stone age of things that make my 45 minute commute easier.

But Porsche doesn't care about you. They don't. They really don't.

In before people on this site start crying about some hipster nerd electronic company trying to make cars.

Cause you know its gonna happen.

I need to get my popcorn ready.

Yeah, see, they actually need to sell cars because they're already about as close to a Zombie company as you can get.

It's an instant collector car. Which... I want to be true.

Thimg is, with my new job, I actually CAN afford this now. The problem is... It's still a car. Coming from being poor growing up, it's hard for me to stroke a quarter million on a car. $40k? Sure. Six times that? Hmmm...

I'm waiting for it in Forza.

The fact that you can't tell how sarcastic my comment was, tells me that YOU are the humourless prick. I'm actually shocked you had the faculties to even reply much less comprehend what I even typed, but thats none of my business.

In short:

Standard Comment includes:

Built into the sun visor or upper console, usually can program 3 remote things. So community gate/house gate/garage door or gates at multiple locations. Is actually fairly neat.

As a true Jalop, you will be furiously masturbating at the 5GT, a V8 RWD quirky brown SAAB-esque wagon-hatch that sells poorly. It's just too new for Jalop acceptance, but I guarantee this day will come sooner than you think.

IT'S THE WEALTHY MAN'S TATA NANO

I see you have more hate than arguments.

I'm going to send the Infiniti EX37 (aka QX50... I think) back to where it came from. You never see it on the roads, and when you do you wonder why these people purchased something that looks so boring and derivative. Why not get something interesting or good?

Protect the king at all costs.

YOU DARE QUESTION AMERICAN FREEDOM?!