Your degree in fluid dynamics lets you know a vent is not functional just by looking at a photo?

Look junior, this car does 204mph. I highly doubt they slapped it on for no reason.

I give you Exhibit A of why the Gauss Hog is the greatest thing EVER

So, basically, you've written an entire piece based on pure speculation.

I can't CarMax in Canuckistan :(

You forgot Step 4: Cry when something breaks and leaves you with the S8's repair bill

It can go to 8k, with no redline?

WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!

You're not trying hard enough if they aren't open that early.

Jaguar let me sit in a fancy Eames chair and let me make use of their coffee machine that brews Chai Tea lattes.

But it does??

Haha, this actually disproves it was murder.

Hypothetically, you are driving in a busy area and a guy walks in front of your car intentionally, you're a murderer?

For the time being, Tony Stewart should be banned from all forms of auto racing UNTIL the investigation has been concluded.

While speeding that badly is pretty bad, I didn't know it warranted the same "throw the same book at him that we throw at abusers and people who wield guns" approach to the law.

I was escorted inside by a guard, handcuffed, booked, and had my mugshot taken.

If you think all this is just too much, have no fear. The "standard" Venom GT will continue to be offered, with 13 left until production ends. As far as the F5 goes, it really looks like we have the Hellcat of Lotuses that will eat Veyrons for brunch.

Their thermal armor is designed to prevent just that...

"The most expensive car you can buy is a cheap Mercedes." - Jalop Proverb

Unless you are a doctor and you were doing a report for medical school than I really dont care what your 7th grade project told you. They aren't bringing this guy over on a passenger jet and letting him take Marta to Emory.

I believe he was referring to the way that repairs on the car are performed.

McMike, you're fired.