I've driven the Karma. I used to work there. I know everything that's wrong with the product, the company, the management, the politics.

Apparently they can get Jalopnik on Xbox Live now.

At least faster than Felipe.

Never change Jalopnik, never change.

It's not "come at me" I truly want to know. We've maybe let people assume anything we do that they don't like was some Gawker edict, but that's rarely the case. If we've done something you don't like it's because I did it, and I deserve the blame if there's blame to be had.

What does "back to its roots" mean, though? I've been here for about 7 of the site's 10 years and I see us doing a lot more than we used to. I need you to explain it. Also, Gawker has always owned Jalopnik and they created it, but they don't tell us what to do. If you have a problem with where it is you have a problem…

Freedom.

THAT WOULD DILUTE THE ST BRAND !

No. Pretty much anything will bend if stick dumb enough drivers behind the wheel. Nothing wrong with the Raptor besides some of the people that drive them.

But our man Damon who tested the Hellcat said that he had way more fun in the V6 Challenger than the Hellcat on track, because the Hellcat was nearly unusable. On the street, lower power, like the 1.0 liter Fiesta, lets you ring it out without actually breaking any laws at all. Because it isn't fast enough to break…

It would make it purer-er right?????

Essentially.

I can definitely say that you are not a scientist...

When everything is NISMO, nothing is NISMO

It's not like that would be a Herculean task; the buffoons at GM made the Caprice/Commodore LHD compatible, and they can't even make an ignition switch.

I'm confused...

Those nogoodniks up in the frozen French north of Quebec just decided to ban your sweet, sweet hellaflush ride, all because stancing it out affects handling and maneuverability in a province with snow nine months out of the year. But we all know that really, it's just The Man trying to keeping you down.

I sense a disturbance in the force, as if thousands of 18 year old garçons cried out, and were suddenly silenced.

Did you miss the part where it said "More details to come..."?

Are you hard of reading? Did you even bother reading? Or did you just skim the content looking for tits, Miatas and brown wagons to notice what the words actually said?