I can't CarMax in Canuckistan :(

You forgot Step 4: Cry when something breaks and leaves you with the S8's repair bill

It can go to 8k, with no redline?

WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!

You're not trying hard enough if they aren't open that early.

Jaguar let me sit in a fancy Eames chair and let me make use of their coffee machine that brews Chai Tea lattes.

So let's say you can afford a Nissan GT-R, but you don't want to bring the standard choice. What do you bring to the car show, for about the same price?

Its how it is, most Indians only see status and look at the badge. To each their own of course, but its strangely (and scarily) a thing with our culture.

Evil.

While speeding that badly is pretty bad, I didn't know it warranted the same "throw the same book at him that we throw at abusers and people who wield guns" approach to the law.

If you think all this is just too much, have no fear. The "standard" Venom GT will continue to be offered, with 13 left until production ends. As far as the F5 goes, it really looks like we have the Hellcat of Lotuses that will eat Veyrons for brunch.

Their thermal armor is designed to prevent just that...

What kind of plebe gets laid in the back seat?

In a Bentley you get laid in the front seat, so all the peasants witness your glory.

The fuck Mr. Ballaban, this is clearly the 2015 Honda Accord Coupe with VTAK.

And when you run out of juice, AA batteries are a solid backup, especially now that the One has a battery door with no hump.

And when you run out of juice, AA batteries are a solid backup, especially now that the One has a battery door with…

Is the sky blue, Patrick?

Do birds sing?

Do Spiegels spieg?

100% agreed.

They also seem to think this track-focused GT3 RS will stay naturally aspirated with somewhere in the neighborhood of 500 horsepower with a ton of weight savings and a PDK dual-clutch transmission.

Bien sur, il n'est pas

Sure, devices like iPods and laptops are handy for ripping music from CDs, but wouldn't they be better if they weighed 2500lbs and had gas-burning motors making hundreds of horsepower? Sure they would. But the Alliance of Artists and Recording Companies doesn't want that to happen.

I'm the hero Jalopnik deserves, but the one thats too extinct to do anything about it.