I flew Air France before Delta got its filthy paws on it. I was served a lunch of baguette and camembert and fresh fruit and sparkling water, and a breakfast of croissant and a very yummy egg dish with fabulous coffee. Both meals were followed by a steamed towel which smelled of almonds. The FA fluffed my pillow.

She helped make America? Kaya is their Native American doll who predates felicity, and addy was a slave. Check your doll privilege. #SolidarityIsForWhiteDolls

I loved that part “was it fun?”

Yes! Old school Samantha, too. None of this newfangled pinkwashed bullshit.

Hahahahahaha! Not going to lie, would totally watch. Addie’s “I escaped slavery” bomb drop was amazing. Also hilarious was Barbie’s “evil laughter” at the end.

Where the hell is Felicity?

NEEDS TO BE REAL

So I’m guessing with the timing she wanted to hit a certain milestone in their prenuptial agreement, and he agreed in exchange for favorable custody and/or not airing his dirty laundry in court papers?

i really don’t understand why, but this saddens me.

Ah Like sands through the hourglass, so are the Beniffers of our lives.

Welp, pretty much every tabloid called it. Which makes me wonder... what else do they know?

In it for Chiwetel Ejiofor. Doug Stamper and Hank Schrader are a pretty nice bonus.

i only got 30 seconds through the trailer and now that i know that peter sagal’s evil twin doug stamper is in this, i am SOLD

Seriously. But how do you go from dating Captain America to Sean Penn? That’s just all kinds of wrong.

I had NO CLUE about Chris Evans. Now I am even more disappoint.

More importantly, from CHRIS EVANS to Sean Penn.

Ugh...if Minka Kelly can’t do better than Sean Penn then this world is not for me....

HOW IS MINKA KELLY 35

“...since Charlize Theron threw Sean Penn out of the war rig somewhere along the Fury Road.”

Never thought I’d say “Get 'em Paris!” but girl has a point. That “prank” was fucking awful.