13-year-old me is going fucking bananas right now. 20-year-old me is wondering if we can get Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy to re-enact this moment.

How very Natalie Wood of you.

Oh honey, there’s so much fanfic for that... I just want him to start making out with Sebastian Stan. In and/or out of character.

We’ll form an orderly line. I’ll take one left boob grab from drunken & bearded Chris Evans.

*salivates*

It’s right up there with WGN America’s midday lineup of In the Heat of the Night reruns.

Well, fingers crossed! KY politics are just a mess, and I honestly don’t think he could fuck up our “system” any more than it already fucks itself up.

A few of his close relatives are in my local DAR chapter, and that’s nothing to (snootily) scoof at.

And by Kentucky you mean UK, not UofL (the obviously superior team with the slightly less sleazy coach), right? Because in terms of being worthy of basketball-related hate, it’s pretty much UK and Duke. And maybe UConn if you follow women’s basketball.

Actually, we just condense all of that into being “snooty.”

Kentucky native here — Wow. I’m surprised you didn’t scrape the barrel for a trite K-Y jelly or “barefoot & pregnant” joke. Well gawleee we homegrown hicks down here in the boonies sure do tawk funny! I’ll have you know that, in the immortal words of Lewis Grizzard, “God talks like us.” :P

My magical box of period- and first aid-related goodies always makes for a great move-in day discussion piece. It’s so fun to walk around with a transparent container (its dimensions are perfect, okay?) filled with tampons/pads, diaper wipes, FDS, etc. as I encounter new floor-mates and their parents.

While CZ-J was absolutely fabulous (hence the Tony) as Desiree in A Little Night Music , she’s no Bernadette Peters.

Leotards of power?

And the “lady hips” caused by the badly-fitted pockets are just the cherry on top of all of that mess. Combined with that awful pose and crotch contouring, those pants are just all sort of wrong.