The rate of other women (it’s always women, except for ONCE when it was a guy) having meltdowns when I disclose my childfree-by-choice status has never varied, and I’m 48. And there was a period of extra hysteria among some of my acquaintances (and a couple of friends) when I got my tubes tied three months before my…

When people ask me why I never had kids, I just look at them blankly and say “I’ve never had sex”. (I’m 57 and it’s definitely not true, but it does shut people up, or they burst out laughing.)

Just remember to do it ethically. Make sure the people who build your gingerbread house are paid a living wage.

Yup, I’ve been told i’m running out of time...nice!

I fucking love how much she says fuck. Also, much appreciate her saying us childless women are brave. I get so many annoying comments about my lack of children...why don’t you have kids? When are you going to have kids? Don’t you want kids? What, you don’t have kids? Oh, you’ll change your mind, kids are the most…

Something something something Muslim Brotherhood, that’s why!

Between the human asshole that is Donald, an actual Weiner, and reminders of Bill’s inability to keep it in his pants, it has never been clearer why we need more women in power.

There are rumors about Trump being the subject of an FBI investigation. There are also rumors that a couple of seriously damaging things are about to come out about him.

I don’t know about “google,” but I’m a lawyer and I can make a good case the FBI director falls well within those intended by the Hatch Act.

It’s more that they prefer the lack of oversight they would have under a Trump presidency.

It doesn’t even impress me with his wealth, is the thing? I mean, that’s the point of throwing out “I’ll pay you a gazillion to come to my bed!’ isn’t it? By that point you’ve conceded you’re not sexually attractive or pleasant to be around, so all you’ve got is your wallet...and even that’s not that impressive.

A person could do a lot worse than Robert Redford

I would sleep with him for £25 million, and a general anaesthetic, and an obliviate spell.

Okay when I say “the platypus is rabid” grab a shovel and meet me at the In N Out Burger.

Bragging that “Trump was just offering his standard rate for soliciting a prostitute!” is an interesting spin...

My facebook was mostly up in arms because she didn’t wear a flag pin. I think my eyes are permanently rolled to the back of my head now.

I am so fucking ready to see this woman get her Inauguration Day.

I had an American friend say that Trump is worse than Brexit and I was weirdly peeved that he was trying to steal our #1 Colossal Fuckup sash.

I did better! I had a combo May-Hammond -Trump today!” where the facts go to die”

Honestly, after Brexit it’s just nice to spend some time yelling at a different country’s politicians.