I wish I could claim to have made it. Someone posted it on Gawker once and I tucked it away, sure that it would be useful one day. Sometimes, when no one is watching, I try to dance along with him.

How can money be put in her commissary account?

I have different feelings about Brexit than I do about Trump, personally. I think both have capitalized on a disaffected lower class (without actually having an answer to their problems) to varying degrees, but the EU is a failure in its own right and the Brits won’t have voted to install a luggage-skinned dog turd in…

As an American, I can’t believe you have any sympathy for us at all.

When will Donald Trump release his tax returns?

Missing from the FB post: links to resources people can call to report/help addicts, decency, empathy.

So public shaming is ok with you. What’s next? Shall we also bring back public stonings?

It’s worse than that. I think the cops are trying to say “Look at what we deal with every day, aren’t we heroes? Don’t you feel bad for us?” They are using a child’s circumstance to elevate themselves, that is highly cynical.

So they sent three immature men with anger issues to an intelligence briefing? What could possibly go wrong?

OK, so HRC had improperly marked emails on a server that was not the official State Department server, and people are all up in arms that maybe some classified information maybe COULD HAVE BEEN compromised (let’s pay no attention to the fact that the actual government servers on which her emails would normally be WERE…

1) Doesn’t the very fact that the interviewer had to repeatedly stress to Trump not to get into the specifics of his intelligence briefing make the entire point about Trump not being fit to be the President?

It is fucking outrageous that she had to, AGAIN, defend her email actions, while Trump skated by, AGAIN, without giving any substantive answers. What the actual fuck? Should we not be listening to her talk about policy at a forum about policy? She’s the only candidate who has something real to say, based on facts and…

Double standard? What double standard?

You left out the best part: he criticized Clinton for sitting down on her plane while seated in a chair for an entire 2 hour Town Hall* meeting.

ha! I asked my therapist a couple of weeks ago whether she has a lot of people coming in anxious about the election. her answer: “not enough.”

I sit down every chance I get. Standing is for losers. SAD!

The Right is dark and full or terrors....

So...she wanted the relationship to be more Loki.

Thanks, person who maybe had an inkling of what the joke meant initially but turned it around into insinuating I’d dig up the dead to fuck a corpse. You’re a real treasure.

Pfft, organic women. I like my women farm-to-table, tyvm.