They already did this with Jason Alexander in like, 1995.

Anything over 5 reps is cardio.

We need more modern day Goofus and Gallant.

No advancement without struggle.

Slow night. Clan of the White Lotus on El Rey is still on.

Thanks for that. DQB looks fun, especially ripping the music right out of those 90's RPGs.

Yeah, because Univision was the highest bidder.

And then you can just torrent it. Once it’s out, it’s out.

Last year’s NFC East was easily the most “I don’t really want it” teams. The fricking Redskins won the divison, for fuck’s sake.

Because no one else posted it:

Because reasons, stupid. And Benghazi.

I’d like to take this moment to thank O!klahoma.

At least he’s going to cash out. I see no cause and a nice lawsuit to follow it up.

I’d like to see all those pro-Bernie people actually run for office in 2 years time. They certainly have the enthusiasm for it. If we don’t see a leftist Tea Party-like swing in 2018, they they were all just full of shit.

I call shenanigans. As a lifer you should be completely comfortable with 1st round playoff exits.

This would be a canny political move if Bill Clinton was running for president.

Don’t drop the bar. You know you’re losing gainz from the negative.

China is in the east.
Hardcore. Oh man.

I’d love for the NFLPA to get together and for say, Week 13, every team, when they score their first TD, do a fully coordinated dance celebration. It’s only 15 yards, you get it back, and it’s a big FU to the No Fun League.

Ah, the one time of year Deadspin pays attention to the footie.