Albert Hoffman disagrees as he bicycles down the streets of Basel.

You still play fantasy sports? Get out of the basement. The sun is shining.

Too bad she injured herself in the quals.

I’m not going to go through all of them, but which state has the longest video/most complicated voting procedure?

Would have preferred “Get fucked.”

I was gonna...and then I was like....

One of the original DL options was a torrent file. I’m sure it’s still up somewhere.

Society. Don’t you feel the tingling sensation?

After Into the Woods, Meryl should never be allowed to sing again.

The original poster has decided to go on an extended vacation. There will be no more responses.

Counter-counter-counter point: diamonds have no intrinsic value and are the result of the most successful marketing ploy of the 19th century. Murder and arms trade is just icing on the cake.

Counter-point: Don’t support the diamond cartel. Do something intelligent with your money.

Can we get the internet livestream links so we can deny NBS their money?

Anything over 5 reps is cardio.

What’s the point? Is Indiana a state that Trump needs? I mean, he needs every state but wouldn’t, say, Ohio be more important?

Actually, Latinxs are Latino Twinks.

“They only have four officers working the event because the Lynx have such a pathetic draw.”

Some people see victimized trans. Other people see convicted felon and traitor.

It’s not that the Olympics always go overbudget. It’s just that they can’t declare all the payoffs bribes, and theft.

Why do the rear wheels stop, then roll, then stop, then roll again before the car flips? Wouldn’t the parking brake lock the wheels once?