I’d poop my pants if Chopper made a cameo.
Except for IG-88 and EV-9D9, all the droids are “good.” SW needs some self-serving psychotic automaton representation.

Do you feel bad for the affluenza kid? Manziel would be right there if you removed a bit more of his athletic talent.

Alternately, get pants that fit.

Boom!

Are there any trans people out there in wheelchairs? Why not test this law the sue the fuck out of these “Christian” businesses as a violation of the ADA. I’m sure they’d repeal this when the courts say every NC business needs to build more handicapped trans bathrooms.

You want my dad’s ‘96 300ZX? It’s been sitting in the backyard since 2005. 95k miles. Some of the paint has worn through. It’ll need a solid cleanout, but he really needs to get rid of it.

Nazi. Most people don’t like being referred to as a Nazi. If the person is old, Communist also works. Actually, calling a person with an extreme hatred for any group a member of that group almost always works.

You should watch Highly Questionable. You get to see Bomani, and Dan LeBatard (who gave his HoF vote to Deadspin and got a one-year ban for it) and LeBatard’s father, who is the best part of ESPN hands down. They replay it on the Deuce if you can’t watch TV at 4:30pm.

Fucking Curves.

It restricts the use of auxiliary muscles when performing compound movements, mostly that all-important core strength used for everything.

Not advice. A lesson earned.

There’s no better motivation than the imminent threat of crushing your trachea. You get that last rep, because there is no other choice.

Just like most things Australian, this is so half-assed. Valve doesn’t accept AUD. You have to convert it to USD or another accepted currency, usually by credit card.

Dear Bobby,

So your newsletter is just an aggregation of your top stories, right?

The only physical urge I felt was to hug everything.

You’re a little late to the party. You should be down with any 12 year old who does this:

Don’t forget grandma and grandpa. Are they close to dying?

If you get off on that sort of stuff. But if you turn on any of the cable news channels and look at the packed rooms and the zealous individuals and say “Oh hell no” in your brain, you should probably skip it.

Newly purchased car in NY for 8.625% sales tax. The MD MVA lady had a sheet of paper in her booth that said the NY sales tax was only 4% and I’d have to pay the 2% difference (up to MD’s 6% sales tax). She said she couldn’t go by my actual bill of sale with 8.625% clearly printed on it.