Cloud’s ride is the best.

You always had to change your clothes for bartering bonuses.

That’s one bad case of cunt-face.

Why would you need to pilot a plane in order to be a payload specialist?

To be noted, video #2 also hacked the boot color from green to blue.

How did you miss the great big flashing warning signs from the internet at large about the perils and pipfalls of mobile Windows?

I just got back from my first Wizards game. The Verizon Center was crazy loud. the Caps game last Friday was a library compared to tonight.

Why not try....a lifestyle change? Unless you were planning on letting yourself go after your wedding, of course.

Dealerships get manufacturer’s bonuses based on customer satisfaction. Anything but a 10/10 is a huge problem.

I’ll get back at East Hills Subaru by not doing my survey for 6 months, then tanking them when I get around to it. Broken promise after broken promise.

All sold out except for douchey Brooklyn. Much less Rufus in my life since I moved from Melbourne to DC.

Chaka Khan is sort of a dick about copyright. She made the Australian band Rufus (with umlauts over the u’s) change their name if they wanted to tour in the US and not get sued.

I think Commandant Lassard should make the rules for the debate.

Maybe The View women will be smart and all wear Dead Presidents masks (see: Point Break). That’d be awesome.

I mean.....look at that face!

We’re officially in bizarro season. Peyton’s team has a super D while Eli is the one putting up 6TDs.

Fuck off, mate.

Mostly my amusement.

Likely. Do you also have periods of extended blackouts?

I’ll keep that in mind when I go evil. Although I’d likely plan on shivving people from behind, not the side.