Bomberm’lady.

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This guy sounds like he’s uttered the phrase “but it’s not a pyramid scheme” to all of his friends multiple times.

I mean, if everything is getting funneled to the Kremlin on purpose is there really any need to try to prevent hacks?

how else would it chooch!?

roof racks you idiots!

February 7, 2017. The day public education died.

Honest question: should anyone be happy for any team but their own winning a championship? I get that some stories are more heartwarming than others, but at the end of the day, I root for my team (the Patriots) and I’m bummed if they don’t win. I’m not, like, extra bummed if the Bills win, nor would I be happy for…

The site is operated and published from NYC. Drew routinely travels to NYC to be with the staff. You dope.

Yeah because segregation and slavery are totally the same thing as some drunk asshole heckling Magic Johnson.

+1 cup filled with the tears of haters

I showed up here today just to get my fill of the sweet, sweet Magary tears. Delicious.

Spoken like a fan of a team that has never even made it to a Super Bowl, let alone won one. Maybe you guys should invest in a kicker that doesn’t buckle under pressure.

Hi, I read a lot of Deadspin stuff. I’ve had to endure a lot of sour puss New York trash people complain about Boston, the Patriots (and plenty of other people and things). I don’t really care, because most of it is funny and in good jest. But god damn I love the hate seething from your trash pile of a city and…

So, if one person asked you, you were going to start shooting? Because chowder doesn’t really come in a bucket, and nobody from NE would ever eat shitty Houston chowder.

Hahaha you swamp ass southern motherfuckers. Go snap and go trash that garbage with more statistics. All those rappers gonna have to wipe the tears on the strippers straight outta clinic. Dynasty forever. North wins. Tom Brady just became the best quarterback in history and matt ryan sounds like a gay porn star. One…

You are the sorest winners God ever created, and last night will make you even worse. It’s a lock.

Actors are right, being the villain is way more fun.

All your tears makes us grow Boston Strong!*

*(Ugh, even I feel bad about that one. Sorry)

Falcons (+3) 56, Patriots 0.