And, just to recap:

All this Super Bowl proves is that this year, in every way/shape/form, Deadspin has been comprehensively owned not by Denton, not by Univision...but by Barstool Sports.

What did Satan do to be associated with this bullshit?

I don’t like Tom Brady, you don’t like Tom Brady.

Atlanta’s bed shitting actually makes this easier to handle. If you take your boot off the Pats’ neck for even a second because of an unforced error, give them just that millimeter of daylight, then fuck you. You get zero sympathy.

And for one, brief, shining series, that catch was one of the best catches in Super Bowl history.

The tears on this website might be a close second. It’s a fucking football game, not a metaphor for the country.

You root for some random ass teams.

What’s a conscious?

No one’s tuning into that program to hear what Shaq has to say, though. Takeless.

Geez, if you can’t mingle with the groupies anymore, what’s the point of celebrity? Fame and fortune only fills a small hole in ones life. Groupies allow one to to fill many holes.

Well, it appears to be working for that fucker in DC who just swiped The Constitution.

When I hit my 70s I’m going to play the doddering-old-fool thing to the hilt and steal soooo much shit.

Sure Spander’s nickname in the Patriot’s locker room is the ‘backpack guy,’ but that’s just because he brought a backpack one time and everyone thought it was funny.

Well, when you’re really heavy you have to deal with these types of problems. If he were 8 feet tall and his head kept wearing out the headliner, would anyone expect Hyundai to keep replacing the headliner?

What are some regulations you consider to be “insane?”

If it’s not too much trouble that would be great! :)

Unless he died in it, who cares

People who main specific characters hurt their teams Cecilia. Flexibility is key!