Chris Berman: [flashes wallet]

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

You know cars have come a long way when a Jeep can holeshot a Lamborghini.

No way his tire pressure was right. I bet he was using a digital gauge.

Vincenzo Di Poopenpantz really should be thanking that Jeep for roasting him so badly that it saved his car.

“I am a conservative, primarily on economic matters, but am neither a Trump supporter nor a detractor.”

This is the politically correct equivalent of saying you voted for Donald Trump. Nice try.

Tariffs wont stop them, 140 characters of shit talking will!

Jalopnik on Faraday Future.

I don’t know man, that’s a pretty literate reference. I think JaVale wins that round handily.

I’ve always thought Shaq was an asshole and a bully who got away with it because he pulled off the “aww shucks I’m just a big ol’ goof who’s funnin’ on ya” shtick to perfection.

He already implied it sayin Shaqtin a Coon. I mean Im white as driven snow but that has similar meaning yes? Coon being sort of an Uncle Tom character? Either way god damn that escalated. And JaVale you kind of used to play basketball like a dumb person

And meanwhile, Charles Barkley is slowly turning into Uncle Ruckus....

McGee responded an hour later by insinuating that Shaq was a minstrel, and comparing him to Bert Williams, a black vaudeville entertainer who performed in blackface and played stereotypically degrading parts during his career.

I don’t WANT a light, airy, and open cockpit with infinite connectivity where everyone can see me on my phone. I want to be hidden from the world and enjoying the act of driving.

“Someone remind me why Sanders’ inner circle wrote off the South again?”

“Clinton tries to ally herself with the “common folk,” but she comes of as pandering and fake. Trump does it too, but at least he seems real, especially when he is eating KFC.”

How was this not suggested? I’ve seen it posted so many times here, and it still cracks me up every time.

I was with RCR since video #1 for probably the first 2 years. They started to lose me when the cleverness and weirdness wore thin. The once funny-becasue-it’s-true psychoanalysis of the owners became less and less plausible and accurate. It’s basically Mad-Libs. At best, they play on stereotypes, which is always lazy.…

I swear, “Tavarish” has slowly become a synonym for “bad car-buying advice.”