It's called every roadway in every Third World country.

inb4 obligatory weed option for Colorado

More SVXs for me, I guess!

I am so sick and tired of people heaping praise on Ocean's Twelve. That movie was so unrealistic that it was completely unwatchable. I mean, there's just no way that you would have that many Range Rovers together in one place and functioning properly. Unbelievable.

Re: "cameo"

GREMLIN?!?!?!?!? Come on, man. That's a Pacer. Yeesh.

Wait, wait, wait. Why is it on one side of Jalopnik we decry a 612hp SUV from Mercedes when on the other we're demanding that Chrysler make a Grand Cherokee Hellcat?

Yea, good thing no one asked me. Or else I would have told them that this is a lazy, dull idea for a thesis project.

Kind of a lazy, dull idea for a thesis project if you ask me.

I'd imagine that a dealer in Alaska has an effective monopoly and they know it. 99.9% of customers won't bother to shop in the lower 48.

Well there's about 6 deaths waiting to happen. Don't drive into a flood... Far too many floods kill people who think they can drive through water and then their cars get swept away. Turn around, don't drown.

OMG. I'm in Richmond, VA! I have $2200! Should I buy it?! I don't know anything about about this car.

yawn

Damon I've noticed a few things in some of your pieces. Important pieces of information critical to the understanding of the article are sometimes missing. In this case... top speed of a Grom. On Jalopnik we're not all #twowheelsgood. We're mostly #twowheelsbad. I have no idea what makes this bike special. …

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Hey, rich media embeds in comments are back!

Sure, but it seems like $500 takes alot longer to earn.

Rock crawling in Utah, Crown Victoria style.

I'm a huge Seinfeld fan, but in this instance it almost sounds like he was too high and mighty to take the lady's insurance information - but still wanted to bitch about the incident to the NY Post.