I only made it about half way past level 3 before this started happening to me...

Sweet! A PT Cruiser! Hot Damn Diggity!

What is this, a flowchart for ants?!

It’s now “art”.

Solved!

You need a hobby.

Uh huh... troll harder.

Wow... you are sure reading a LOT into a one line joke I wrote days ago!

You’re a moron... keep trollin’!

Because people are scared of astronomical repair bills and they run screaming, but we know better.

Aye. David re-worded his article to make more sense now. At first when it said what I have quote it was confusing, but in reference to service area makes more sense as he has now.

Move into a neighborhood with an HOA and you should know what to expect when you break the rules.

I already own a ‘47 Chevy Sport Coupe, ‘71 El Camino, and ‘84 Grand National... two of which I have daily driven for years at a time, the ‘71 and the ‘84. Care to tell me why I am not an enthusiast who has earned my stripes and now needs a car that is pretty much guaranteed to get me to and from work? (I actually have…

Buy the 996, and you’ll never have any money, and no way to get to work to earn more! Here’s to hoping your girlfriend likes wrenchin’!

And the President is in the Primo (Presidential Limo) pointing and gawking too, excitedly saying “It’s Andrew Collins from Jalopnik! Right there! It’s Andrew!”.

I am only trying to get to work, I don’t need a Porsche for the price of a Corolla, I need a Corolla.

Woops! 61,629 that should be, still more than 56,000 that was claimed as the biggest in the world.

What can it do? It can lift the tire completely off the ground in front on the smallest of ruts because the suspension travel sucks, that’s what it can do. Tell it to get back to the mall parking lot.