Yep. They can address bugs, but they can’t fix what’s truly broken. As they’ve really read the ‘constructive criticism’, they know this. Which is why they didn’t promise anything more than

You should see how the dbags with reality shows have done.

You’ve always wondered how someone, who both founded and owns a company, hiring someone else, giving them total power over the company they founded and own, while this owner/founder is still working at the company they founded and own, would work?

That’s a really unusual thing to have always wondered, but I suspect…

Do you think attention hounds just stop seeking attention when they don’t get it?

Yes. That’s exactly how it works. 

As a writer who has been noted by non-writers for several decades now, I’ve learned that everyone thinks they are a writer.

Most of us learn the technical ability ‘to write’ as young children, many take that as as obvious proof,

“Hey, I can write, too! Been doing it since I was 6!”

It leads to an innate disrespect for…

(Psst. That’s not how it happened. Google, Mike White.)

You should see the character he played on White Lotus. Sounds very much like the guy he was IRL on MQ.

Amazon’s Lord of The Rings enter the chat

“...escalates war...”

Jesus. Sense of proportion, ffs.

“meh. still not enough.”-Squeenix

“You mean we could have just said the Batgirl was in Beta?!”-WB

I swear he was pointing at a sign that said

Bitchcoin

Diablo IV is the fourth entry

Even it’s absolutely terrible, let’s everybody buy a bunch of tickets and make it a huge box office success because lol

Sabre could still buy them.

Walgreen’s will still sell Steve.

Exactly how you described. Talking out of all sides of their ass.

Like the Trump family, share the one.

“real women repulse them”

I’m sure it’s mutual.

For real, you have to be kidding. Guilt and capitalism never see each other outside of a courtroom. And even then...