I hope he and Logan Paul annihilate each other in whatever manner they so choose.

Hold onto to that righteous ageism. It should puff you up nicely until time hits you. (Should you be so blessed.)

I believe he’s non-binary, in this regard.

“You fucking idiots, excited about my game that was announced 4 years ago! How dare you use the internet to speculate! Why don’t you just forget about it until we’re ready?!”

Or...just wait until you’re ready to announce it? Then no one has to forget, speculate, complain or behave like the kind of fucking idiot who is…

“Hart had perhaps not grown much, after all.”

Savage.

Or is she pitching a reboot, starring herself?

I’ve owned the game since December and it’s still on my Wish List. And one day my wish that it’s playable on my OG X1 will come true. (Yes, I should have wished for a XSX, but the genie kept pointing to her watch, like I’d better hurry. I panicked.)

It’s like my own version of that show My Name is Earl!

You know exactly what kind of moron.

Still better than the Resident Evil Villages demo. 

That’s what the external storage is for. It holds up to a case of 12 ounce cans.

You needed to be told that 2042 is the future?

You didn’t know that something set in the future is, by definition, futuristic?

Doesn’t it seem like the very least that one can say about a game set in the future is that it is ‘futuristic’?

Or is it something the fuck else?

If “futuristic” is the only adjective they can come up with to distinguish their shooter set in the (wait for it) future, not optimistic.

I have a 3 word mnemonic that makes Avatar very easy to remember...

“Dances With Wolves”

It should have only ever been a video game.

“Choke a bitch out” was the difficulty level of Cuphead.

“If better executed...” is everything. SOE was so proud of having so many NPCs on the screen at once they forgot to add a game. I definitely still wasted a bunch of time on the mindless, repetitive gameplay. But if I was going back to that time, I’d come back with Crazy Taxi (and the its proper soundtrack). 

Anyone else remember “State of Emergency?”

This feels as boring as that, but with co-op. So you won’t be bored alone?

“They have partnered up with Twitch, the Guerrilla Collective, IGN and Gamespot (who they? -Ed)“

Maybe Bloomberg will investigate? And then Bloomberg will report?

“I have never cheated in my life, and I would never cheat,”

Well, there you go. When has a non-cheater ever said that?

(Smash cut to:

“Hey, about that lying I did after that cheating. That’s not me.”)